So, what do you do after being broken hearted? I have an old special remedy that I thought myself. This remedy is definitely not applicable to anyone who delusionally thinks that virginity is a virtue but for someone like me I think it's one of the best way to move on as quickly as possible. I mean I have 7 years to catch up, haven't I? So the best thing to do after a break up, is to definitely get LAID baby!!! yeehaaa....honey..am telling you it works...maybe temporarily but hey better than nothing right?
I guess things do happen for a reason and I was working in Borneo at the time. I was in charge of the operations of the company and I was tasked to visit all the offices around the state. I was very lucky, as I've mentioned earlier, things happen for a reason. The last office that I had to visit is just an hour away from the most remarkable place on earth, the island where 'IT' happens...all the time :). The one and only Sipadan Island. Just so happened, it falls on the weeked. I took the oppurtunity to swing by and spend my weekend there before get back to work on Monday.
While I was waiting for my bus, I secretly wish "My dear Lord. let there by some white guys or any hot male be heading there too my lord, am begging you". And there they were, my wish....granted! 2 white boys and one very sexy looking asian guy came down from the bus. I was screaming and jumping and the station saying yeeahhh baby....you, and you and you are mine!!! Off course that was only happen in my head. I kept myself cool, calm and collected. Jump in the bus and just smile all the way there....
Once we arrived at the location, we smile and said hello to each other. I asked them if they are heading to the same place and YES YES YES..they are. All of a sudden I have a tingling sensation. Cool Kitty cool... I suggested that we should share a cab as they are four of us and obvilously I dont wanna loose sight of them. As if that was not assuring enough, I suggested we should share rooms so it's cheaper. Smart ey? Off course they said yes. Owh, forgive me for not introducing. They are 21 years old and they are French! Bonjour Monsieur! But the Asian looking one is apparently is French Vietnamese from Mont Blanc and my eyes can't stop staring at him. Unfortunately his english is not so good. Ahh just speak french baby..it is so much sexier...
Cut the story short, we all had dinner and some rum and everybody gathers and we 're all were having so much fun. Someone was playing the drum, someone else was playing guitar and everybody was singing next to the beautiful ocean view. I felt in love, I was totally in love with the Island. I can't even describe the feeling cause it was too magical. Not sure whether it was the rum or the beautiful view, I skoot my seat closer next to Mr French vietnamese. That brown skin, I just want to fuckin bite it but again, I kept myself cool. I give him a peck just below his shoulder. Just a teaser so he could feel my lips againts his skin. He took his hand slowly and rest it around me. I gently rest my head on his chest. That chest..demmit..I just want to bite it. We didn't really wait much longer, he lifted my chin and we just started kissing. french vietnamese kiss. In front of all the spectators that were dancing and singing and playing music, there we were...kissing passionately. It was almost like in the movie when everything so chaos around you started to go slow motion.
I obviously can't go details on what happen next but enough said that everybody that sleeps on that chalet that night must have had a "rocky" nightmare. :)
